Detours are amazing creatures. They can shortcut your existence or lead you down a forever long road that will linger far into the distant reaches of eternity. It is these unexpected tangents that people stumble across everyday that haunt in a frightening familiar fashion.
Wander into a laundromat and find a kind of time machine. Indulge yourself in a nasty game of baseball. Hitch a ride on a freight train with the piggyback man, entomb yourself in a trailer walled with books, take a ride on a bus that is going nowhere in particular, or just lean over an empty ocean and wait.
Detour around an overturned trailer of chickens and find a chance to do it all over again. Take a taxi ride with a very hungry passenger or a walk in the park to watch a juggler balance severed heads.
Reality will take you only so far--after that there's nothing to rely on but faith and fear.
Fifteen stories.
Five of them, never before published.
We've come to the edge of the map. Let's travel on a little further.
Table of Contents
Introduction by Richard Chizmar
Hyperactive Cleaning Power
A Fine Sacrifice
The Takashi Miike Seal of Approval
In The Dark and The Deep
Rolling Stock
Last Stand of The Great Texas Pack Rat
Gin Bottle Heaven
Voodoo Chicken Do-Over
A Prayer For The Clockwork Twister
Under The Skin, Under The Bone
Once More Round The Block
Jugular
A Wriggle of Maggot
Nail Gun Glissando
I Survived The Apocalypse... (only in Deluxe Thirteen edition!)
The Tracks We Leave Behind (only in Deluxe Thirteen edition!)
The End of the Road
"This genre needs new blood and Steve Vernon is quite a transfusion." - Ed Lee
"Steve Vernon taps the strange fiction vein like no one before" - Hellnotes
"Steve Vernon is one of the finest new talents of horror and dark fiction" - Owl Goingback
"Steve Vernon is a hard writer to pin down - and that's a good thing." - Dark Scribe Magazine
"Armed with a bizarre sense of humor, a huge amount of originality, a flair for taking risks and a strong grasp of characterization - Steve's got the chops for sure." - Dark Discoveries
"Steve Vernon is something of an anomaly in the world of horror literature. He's one of the freshest new voices in the genre although his career has spanned twenty years. Writing with a rare swagger and confidence, Steve Vernon can lead his readers through an entire gamut of emotions from outright fear and repulsion to pity and laughter." - Cemetery Dance
"The G-forces generated by Steve Vernon's writing and creative force are awesome to behold, and could easily generate mental whiplash in the unprepared." - Fear Zone
"Steve Vernon was born to write. He's the real deal and we're lucky to have him." - Richard Chizmar
Editions
Deluxe Thirteen Edition: 6''x9'', bound in leather, front cover stamped and spine stamped with the title and the author's name, includes artsy end papers, signature page which is signed by both author and artist, colored book ribbon with nice full colored header, 60lb. natural vellum stock, a beautiful slipcase and dust jacket. BONUS: contains two bonus stories that no other editions will contain! "I Survived The Apocalypse" and "The Tracks We Leave Behind."
200 Signed and Limited Hardcovers: 6''x9'', bound in leatherette, stamped on the spine with the title and author's name, includes 80lb. natural vellum end papers, signed by the author, colored book ribbon, multi-colored header, 60lb. natural vellum stock, and has a beautiful dust jacket.
Trade Paperback: 6 x 9, has a beautiful 12 point full color cover, 60lb. natural vellum stock, and the first 100 copies are signed by the author.